Gwendolyn

"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination."

-Jimmy Dean

Ask me things
Show me thine submissions

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Are they on a date

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:
touch starved
my parents never told me they are proud of me
i love Stuff
im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes
hey pay attention to me

bakingbutch:

dracuduck:
highestnut:
If you’re ever lucky enough to see a platypus, chances are it’ll be merely a glance.
Check out this little platypus sunning itself at Tindbinbilla, ACT
@deanky
Unrestrained summer fun

libertarirynn-deactivated202006:

intricatecakes:

enemies to lovers, 40k
patroclusdefencesquad:
the most unrealistic fanfic trope, imo, is the one where one half of the pair works in some sort of shop and one is a customer bc I have literally never thought about a customer with anything other than contempt

guerrillatech:

“Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can’t! It was massive corporate activity all along!”

zoeyskravitz:

i’ve been staring at this gif of the rock rolling his eyes for like 5 minutes
it’s such a perfect eyeroll. like it’s not sloppy or anything. his eyes make a perfect half rotation followed by a quick look of ‘whatever’ in one smooth motion.
and the look directed at the camera right after.
so much sarcasm. so much sassiness. 10/10.
this is my aesthetic.

the-spastic-fantastic:

This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.

gahdamnpunk:

Our country would rather start wars instead of minding our business and doing something like that ^ 🙃
“Maybe we’re all just living in the past.”

bob-belcher:

utopians:

I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking

gownegirl:

ENCHANTED (2007) dir. Kevin Lima

nevver:

Barriers To Intimacy, Olivia de Recat

pom-seedss:

xzombiexkittenx:
trashmouse:
neonperri:
gwendolynshepherds:
quasi-normalcy:
impuretale:
xelamanrique318:
snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!
This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it.
Noted
#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr #which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)
If Jack Black doesn’t get an Oscar nom for this, it is proof that sf/action movies are being discriminated against, because he was FLAWLESS as a teenage girl, absolutely invisible behind his character, and that deserves massive recognition of his awesomeness.
(I also appreciate the writing which had both girls calling each other out on perceived issues, and both girls acknowledging the fairness of those call-outs and subsequently valuing each other as equals and becoming buds. No girl-fights here, thank you.)
This movie was far more amazing than it should have been, and I’m pretty sure that was at least 90% because the cast was so fantastic.
Not once in the entire film did I forget Jack Black was a teenage girl. It was one of the most brilliant performances I have ever seen and I still can’t believe I’m saying that about Jack Black in Jumanji II.
Is it tropey as hell? Yes.
Do they subvert some of the tropes some of the time? Heck yes.
Did they know they were going to be tropey as hell and made it the best possible versions of the tropes when they weren’t subverting them? Hell fucking yes.